GW Girl: I have way too much to do this week. I should NOT be doing anything social… but I just can’t help myself. I mean, who needs a good GPA when you’ve got good G.I.N.?!
(Yes, she did spell out the word gin. *Cue facepalm for worst play on words ever*)
Do we really go to the same school?
Snobby McSnobberson: I feel like I totally wasted my Spring Break. I mean, all I did was go to Tahoe with the family and ski every day.
Do we really go to the same school?
GW Girl: So I was watching Grey’s last night and throughout the whole episode I was like, “woah deja vu.” And then, like with 5 minutes left of the episode I realized…. wait a second… I watched this episode last night!
Do we really go to the same school?
A playoff basketball game started five minutes ago. I’m sitting in the front row adjacent to the aisle with my roommate. Some kid behind me has been trying to save the front two rows for his tardy friends. Of those seats, only two remain.
An acquaintance of mine arrives, notes the two empty seats, and asks if anyone is sitting there. One of the seat-saving squad members murmurs something like, “They’re saved.”
“But it’s my birthday!” the acquaintance replies.
“Sorry,” says the seat-saver without a shred of empathy.
The acquaintance resigns to the nosebleed seats at the back of the arena. Five game minutes later, the last of the entourage show up and insert themselves into their reserved locations. They’re greatest contribution to the game: shouting “Fuck [visiting team name]” into my roommate’s ear as the crowd goes silent for the home team’s free throws.
Do we really go to the same school?
Someone dubbed this tasteful song over a video of our University president dancing with a South African dance group. I suppose [Blank] University is no more, but this was too good not to share. Welcome to GW people.
Do you really run my school?
Drunky: I could never have an iPhone. Drunk texting would be waaay too hard.
Do we really go to the same school?
Girl 1: This thesis stuff is ridiculous! Like, where do I go for sources?
Girl 2: I KNOW! Do you think we’re allowed to, like, use books??
Do we really go to the same school?
[Blank] University Freshman: Dude, there’s that hot College Republicans girl. There are seriously some College Republicans that I would not hesitate hooking up with. But then I worry that I won’t be able to follow through cuz the whole time I’ll be thinking… but she’s a Republican!!
Do we really go to the same school?
[Blank] University Girl: My mom keeps bugging me to give her my bank account number so she can deposit money into my account. It’s like MOM! I. AM. NOT. A. GENIUS. How am I supposed to find my bank account number?? So I told her to please stop wasting my time!!
Do we really go to the same school?
Okay, I’m going to give this girl the benefit of the doubt and say this was probably a typo, but it made me laugh… and face palm.
Received in an email:
“Hi everyone,
I have an extra lab manual and would sell it for $35. It is bran new. Please reply to this e-mail if you are interested.”
Do we really go to the same school?
